Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...