How much for all night?
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Two AA batteries
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A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
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A toad with a machine gun!
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Sisters of Mercy
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Blondes have more fun!
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Murphy said to his daughter
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A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
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