Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...