I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...