Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”