Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!