Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...