Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...