The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Iraqi TV Guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...