Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...