Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...