yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...