Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.