Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Matrimony Tips For Women
On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from...