Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!