Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...