Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...