What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
History of lawyers
|Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...