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Finish overseas tour
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Comeback Lines!
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There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
Yes or No
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