Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...