Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...