Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!