The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...