Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...