A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...