Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
A man’s translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...