Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...