Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...