Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
I just managed to settle an account!
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...