Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...