The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...