yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Where are my pyjamas?
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The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
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Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
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A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...