Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...