Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...