Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...