Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...