Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...