Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...