The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...