One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...