Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...