Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...