Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...