Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.