What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...