Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
Guyness Quiz
Guyness QuizTake This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient1. Alien beings from a...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...