Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...