Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...