Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Indian Humor
The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...