Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Granny and her grandchild…
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...