Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Befuddled PC Users…
Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...