3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
The Technologically Challenged
The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there’sstill...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
A story behind a gun
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members...